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Yeah, I dunno.

Long-suffering Kenny Goss issued the stark ultimatum after the Wake Me Up star was nicked, yet again, in a public loo—this time with the killer form of cocaine.

Long-suffering? If it was that bad, he could have packed his bags years ago. Nobody put a gun to his head, at any given time, and there’s no marriage license. This is the thing in any relationship: If you don’t like it and don’t wanna be there – leave.

And I’m sorry, but I don’t buy that he’s on cocaine. The killer form or not. He may well like ‘living on the edge’ but I don’t think he’s that stupid. We’ve learned by now that if George has tried something, he’ll talk about it – and all he’s said about cocaine is that he’d never do it. I’d sooner believe he had Ecstacy.

What I don’t get in all this is… If he had possessed cocaine, or in fact any class-A drug, would he have been let off with a warning? Possession of a class-A drug is up to seven years in prison or an unlimited fine – or both. What, the police were just in a good mood this particular weekend and thought it was cute that he had more than just cannabis this time round?

Now George is heading to rehab in an effort to tackle his love for narcotics once and for all— and to win back his fella.

Right… George in rehab… That would be admitting he has a problem, which he wouldn’t. We’ve all heard him say he doesn’t have a problem with addiction (except for sex-addiction, obviously…)(and sleeping pills…), so unless this is some recent admittance, then I can’t see him going to rehab to please anyone. Unless, of course, he’s come to some grand realisation that it’s time.

My source reveals: “It was the final straw for Kenny. They’ve been together 12 years but enough is enough and he’s given George an ultimatum: the drugs or him. Falling in love with crack cocaine is something Kenny will not tolerate.”

I would have applauded him for this ultimatum if I thought this article was actually based on facts.