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The final FINAL show – the fucker…

Yeah, he got me there, I didn’t expect that. The fucker.

Whatever. I think in a little sick way he likes us spending our hard-earned £100 on him (plus travel, of course, which is always about 3-4 times as much, including a place to stay), show after show after show. What’s next? A final final FINAL show in his back yard to show off his new balcony-free wall, for nutcases only?

Well, I’m not going to this one. Guess I’ll be going to the 2nd to last one then. That’ll be something to tell the grandchildren I’ll never have… just as well, I don’t think they’d be impressed. “Why didn’t you go to the FINAL one then?” “Well, you see, because the wanker made sure we got expensive tickets for the supposedly final one before announcing the actual final one.” “Was this something he did a lot?” “Yes, but he caught me off-guard, for once.”

Anyway, rant over. Good thing is, all the clips of these new songs and new stage will be on YouTube in rotten quality that won’t capture him on his good side at all times, which is some consolation ;)

July 30th, 2008
George announces one last show in Copenhagen

We are excited to report that George Michael will play the last concert of his two-year worldwide tour at Copenhagen’s Parken Stadium on August 30th. This special performance, titled The Final One, will allow George to say thank you to his loyal fans, not only in Scandinavia, but also across Europe. For this show, fans will be treated to songs that George has not yet performed in Denmark, along with additional, unique staging!

July 31, 2008 - Posted by Terri | George Michael, Tour | | 13 Comments

13 Comments »

  1. ROTFLMAO!! The little sh*t!! I don’t feel for me so much…I went to NY, so even if the concert in Denmark had been announced at the same time at EC, I could only have afforded to do London anyway. But there are people coming from all over the world for the so called ‘final 2′..which have turned out to be the ‘final 2…except for that other one’! And Mr Stephens has let one of the fans know that this Danish concert was done:

    1) because he didn’t think it would impact on British fans…that we wouldn’t go to Denmark anyway! WTF?!! Mr Stephens REALLY should make it part of his job to READ the f*cking fan forums!! Then he would know that fans travel ALL OVER THE WORLD to see George!!

    2) Because they needed an extra days filming and they couldn’t get EC for another night! Really? So the film continuity won’t be a problem then? Going from an INDOOR ARENA to an OUTDOOR STADIUM?!! Does he REALLY think we were all born yesterday? Just tell us the f*cking truth George…you smelled MONEY…and the Guiness Book Of Records or whatever for the quickest concert date ticket sell out or whatever the f*ck it is you’re going for!!

    Oh well…see you at Earls Court, Knobby…for ‘The Penultimate Two’ or whatever the f*ck they are going to be called now?!!! LOL!!! ;-)

    Comment by Caff | August 1, 2008 | Reply

  2. If all this isn’t funny enough, I just read some stuff on the Forums that would lead one to believe (if you add two and three and five) that there might be another gig in the US (at a Connecticut casino) {for God’s sake} in the fall!

    This guy just won’t stop touring! And all this for the perfect DVD!

    Comment by Ann | August 2, 2008 | Reply

  3. Yeah, George. What the hell is your flava? And, Andy Stephens? What is your flava?

    Actually, I know Andy’s flava. It’s urine, with a hint of shit.

    Comment by Craig David | August 2, 2008 | Reply

  4. LMAO @ the fucker. You’re being meeeeaaaaaaaan to poor little George!! Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!

    Still, you’re not wrong. He is a little fucker!

    George – stop with the “final”, “least ever chance to catch me live” shows, already, you little fucker! You’re worse than bloody Barbara Streisand! At least she has the grace to wait more than five seconds between her “last ever” shows ;-)

    To make up for this, I hereby order George to perform Wake Me Up Before You Go Go at the last London show. He must perform it naked, except for a tiny crop T-shit, with the words, “CHOOSE COCK” printed on it.

    Comment by remarkable | August 2, 2008 | Reply

  5. Okay, will somebody please answer me this: Why is the “very last” Denmark show titled FINAL ONE? Shouldn’t it be called FINAL THREE since that technically is what it is? It follows the EC shows that are already titled FINAL TWO, so what is up with this strange naming?

    Comment by Yogchick | August 2, 2008 | Reply

  6. This just reminds me of why I found it such a fucking bore to be a George Michael fan and actually caring. This, however, is perfect – cos at least I know what I won’t creep back for ;)

    Comment by Knobby | August 2, 2008 | Reply

  7. The way I see it:

    George Michael is actually giving you (his amazing fanbase in London) two final shows! Not just one show – he is giving you TWO!

    He is giving Europe The Final One in Denmark.

    Now that’s what I call a real gentleman! What do you think ladies?

    Comment by greatmusic | August 3, 2008 | Reply

  8. Yeah…agree, he is a gentleman !!! :)

    Comment by Pippi | August 3, 2008 | Reply

  9. Nah…he’s a fucking wanker. I am not impressed with the way he’s lead us on with The Final Two, guess I didn’t read the fine print for that one….

    Comment by Snyggvelito | August 3, 2008 | Reply

  10. Yes greatmusic…I agree with you…we are lucky to be getting two concerts. However, his ‘amazing London fanbase’ actually consists of people from ALL OVER THE WORLD, who have come over specifically BECAUSE these concerts were billed as the ‘final’ two. Now, who knows if George will ever tour again…he might go back into hibernation and NEVER come out…we don’t know, do we? (BTW George if you’re reading this…prove me wrong!! LOL!!) So of course, people scrambled for tickets. Then, he announces ANOTHER concert…when the 2 EC shows had already been billed as the END OF THE TOUR? Smacks of money grubbing to me…sorry, but I didn’t think that was George’s style? :-(
    Anyhoo, I’ll be going to EC…I know I’ll LOVE the shows…I always do. And we’ve been discussing over on the Official Forum that, along with many others, I have ‘battered wife syndrome’…no matter how often George and his management upset me…I always come back for more! ;-)

    Comment by Caff | August 3, 2008 | Reply

  11. I know this is off-topic, but I have a question. Why do all my son’s male friends keep trying to have sex with me? My wife is starting to get suspicious.

    Comment by Andy Stephens | August 3, 2008 | Reply

  12. Why fucking denmark??? grrrr I am off to the 2nd earls court gig but I had better start saving up for his final,final,final,final,final concert in timbuktu for all his loyal fans over there…

    Comment by lee edmondson | August 12, 2008 | Reply

  13. I’m not expecting a squirrel recording George singing in his garden, *but* there is still some hope that he’ll finally record and release a DVD for us.
    :)

    Don’t forget the new “watch in high quality” mode at Youtube – in case George does not release a DVD, I’ gonna make myself one out of the youtube clips. lol

    Comment by yorwhoever | August 14, 2008 | Reply


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